The Beared Ninja Chuck Norris Cadence~ an original by me XD

I see a bearded ninja

He’s sitting on the hill

His name is chuck Norris

It’s roos he’s tryin to kill

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous Ki-i-ick

I was watchin infomercials

On my big tv

Chuck Norris was workin out

With Christina brinkely

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous Ki-i-ick

Ev-volution

That is just a lie

There’s only a list of animals

Chuck allows to survive

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

If you see chuck Norris

He can see you to-oo

But if you can’t find him

He’s probably right behind you

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

Chuck can cure cancer

With his te-ears

Too bad he’s never shed one

In all his years

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

Don’t ever step outta line

Cuz he’ll put you in your place

The power of one roundhouse kick

Can be seen from outerspace

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

All soldiers do the push up

But chuck will make you fro-own

When he’s in the front

He pushes the earth do-own

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

If chuck and Brusly

Fought in a du-el

Some would bet on bruse

But they’d be a fo-ol

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

Chuck Norris chu-uck

Norris chuck Nor-ris

Chuck Norris chu-uck

Norris chuck Nor-ris

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

Don’t break the law in texas

You’ll put your life in dan-ger

Chuck norris’ second job

Is walker, texas rang-er

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick

Thank chuck Nor-ris

That he kept the roos away

Please come and see us marchin

Cuz’ the grey wolves lead the way

Chuck nor-or-or-oris

Round hou-ous ki-i-ick